and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
Alright so two days ago I got pulled over for speeding.... it was a 40 mph zone and I was doing about 65. This cop just comes out of nowhere and pulls me over, damn ninja cop. He was actually a pretty nice guy, just doing his job. I asked if there was anyway to let me off with a warning but he couldn't, sigh... if only I had boobs for 10 minutes I would have gotten away with it.
So have you ever been pulled over?
Ladies, have you ever used your womanly charms to uh, get out of a ticket?