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**Rantz** · 08-11-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by rubah

oh yeah, teleporters

**Momiji** · 08-11-2009, 04:18 PM

Batteries that never die or have to be recharged

**Raistlin** · 08-11-2009, 04:24 PM

OH I THOUGHT OF A REALLY GOOD ONE

A TV remote that can teleport into your hand at will. Or at least make it so that when you press a button on the TV it beeps or something. I need that so bad sometimes.

**Jess** · 08-11-2009, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

Yes.

**Lenna** · 08-11-2009, 04:49 PM

A reliable laptop that doesn't die or overheat from what its supposedly made to do!, oh and the perfect non-crashing OS! :P

**Goldenboko** · 08-11-2009, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

A personal God

Your own, personal, Jesus!

**Sword** · 08-13-2009, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Iceglow

Gunblades do exist, or rather they did. They were decisively heavy and unwieldly (well essentially it was just a sword blade hanging from a rifle barrell) they got very quickly phased out for bayonetes which allowed the rifleman to wield his gun like a spear and club.

I'm aware of these but they aren't gunblades. They're merely guns with blades. They don't function the same as a gunblade from FFVIII.

**drotato** · 08-16-2009, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Vice Nebulosa

The ability to summon music into an area of space without sound distortion or the need for instruments or devices! :frust: The ability to have life imitate film soundtrack conventions, basically.

Theme music. (:

**Aerith's Knight** · 08-16-2009, 07:42 PM

100% proof condom

**Old Manus** · 08-16-2009, 11:17 PM

Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them?

**NeoCracker** · 08-17-2009, 12:52 AM

We need a fully functioning task force of super soldiers whose soul purpose in life is to do anything and everything in their power to hunt down and destroy the current News reporters and CEO's of Fox, CNN, and NSNBC news stations.

Upon completion of the mission, self-incinerate.

**Raistlin** · 08-17-2009, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them?

Ahahaha, that was terrible.

EDIT: Oops, I think I gave rep to the wrong person. AK, feel lucky you now have more than you deserve! *gives to Manus*

**Dixie** · 08-17-2009, 05:32 AM

A knife that toasts bread as you cut it. Man, that would be amazing.

**Aerith's Knight** · 08-17-2009, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them?

Ahahaha, that was terrible.

EDIT: Oops, I think I gave rep to the wrong person. AK, feel lucky you now have more than you deserve! *gives to Manus*

And there goes what little was left from my self-esteem.

***Loony BoB*** · 08-17-2009, 09:51 AM

Splash-free toilet water.

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