How did you survive a hoard of hungry ants?!

One of my earliest memories was when I was 2 and I was merrily playing outside, minding my own business, when I looked down on my arm and there was a HUGE FURRY CATERPILLAR JUST FRIGGIN' INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE.

Another time was when I was with a bunch of friends at the pool. For whatever reason, we were talking about horse flies. I guess that's what a bunch of 10 year olds talk about while at the pool. We were all talking about how we heard how horse flies will leave holes the size of Jupiter on your body, if they bite you. As luck would have it, while I was waiting my turn to jump off the high dive, a huge white fly landed on my leg. My friends yelled, "THAT'S A HORSE FLY!" I started to kick and flail my leg, but the stupid thing just wouldn't come off! I ran to the pool and jumped in to save my life from that awful fly! And then I got in trouble for running.