Let's see... not too long ago there was a pretty big spider with orange stripes and spots on it so naturally I assumed it was poisonous. I was taking my dog out to use the bathroom so I had to pull her away so she didn't eat it and stepped on it. Made a nice mess on my shoes.

Then there was an even bigger black spider was really fast and again, it was on the porch when I was taking my dog to use the bathroom (sensing a theme here?) and as soon I realized how fast it ran, it scared the hell out of me and I pushed my dog inside after she finished doing her business.

Then there was this time I woke up with a cockroach crawling around on my bed and near my face. Nearly crapped myself.