This thing went ahead and resolved itself, did it? Vaguely ironic that the victor was the man bedecked with pink and multicolored jewelry. Interesting combination of masculine and effeminate qualities. Interesting that a combination was desirable, since the winner of the corresponding female thread was about as feminine as you can get, physically. Perhaps this speaks to the notion that the double-X chromosome really does produce the more "desirable" form.

EDIT: Seeing as how Snake made it this far and lost, someone should totally have used this XD: