19/F/US
Augusten Burrough's writing always contains dating advertisements, because that's how he found his current partner. It always makes me wonder what my advertisement would be if I was single and I ever put up a dating ad.
What would your dating advertisement say? Keep it short, or else you'll pay a lot.
hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.
Originally Posted by Parker
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Str8 Pimpin'
"i m bunny grr'
21/m/nj/pix s2r cybr or not is kewl
:monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!
I'm straight. No homo pls
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like makin' love at midnight on the dunes of the cape, you're the one that I've looked for. Write to me an escape!
'Hey, can I have your drink for a moment?'
hello ladies. im pretty big on the internet....gaia, sa, IGN ive been on them all. u can find me under the name sephirothxrinoa420. so hit me up with a pm and you never kno what might happen.../smug
You know what they say about a guy with a big post count, Parker.
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>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.
>>> Awesome.. No girl would resist..
According to that mine would be:
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and made a FF1 Hack, seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a new FF1 Hack.
Last edited by black orb; 08-11-2009 at 01:49 AM.
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
On my way, sir.
SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout.. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?
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