23/M/UK pathologically shy boy seeks woman with whom to never interact
23/M/UK pathologically shy boy seeks woman with whom to never interact
Hi. My name is Michael. I am 23 years old from Columbus, Ohio. I am seeking a man who appreciates the finer things in life. Said man should make at least $500,000 and want to spoil me rotten. I ain't saying I'm a gold digga, I just know what I am worth. That said. I want someone with sophistication and style that matches my dignified sense. I may not make the most, almost comparable to paupers, but I have certain... talents... that you'll find worth your while. Please be: in shape, no moobs, no vagina, male, over 5'11", and fun! Also, please don't mind if while you're away at business meetings, I eye the pool boy. Who can't. That's why you hired him.
F- for red heads. Especially when the carpets match the drapes.
A+ For felony convictions and time spent in prisons. I really appreciate a man who is rough around the edges. Bonus points for knowing how to beat someone without leaving a bruise.
You see, I feel more like I should be that strong independent battered wife and feel so loyal and so alone that I make the world believe I'm so strong willed. Yup. Okay. Here's my e-mail.
alone6969696969696969696969@4.u.com
Straight Man: Designs clothes for a living. Requires female with a waist no bigger than a pencil......
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
I have the internet!
You have the internet!
You are desperate for a life of love and pounding!
I am desperate for a life of love and pounding!
Look at that! We already have some things in common!
16/M/USA lfg in (Valkurm Dunes). (Experience Points) (Yes, please!)
SOLDOriginally Posted by foabi_wan_kenobi
On my way, sir.
SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout.. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?
I mean... marry me?
20/M/UK would like to meet a rich, well-insured widow - intention: murder.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
<3
*snip*
That is pretty funny but its dodging the swear filter so its gone. ~WK
Last edited by Wolf Kanno; 08-11-2009 at 11:38 PM.
Hahah @ Crim xD
=O
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
Boobs or gtfo.
I have a signature now. Am I cool yet?
Famous moderator seeks attractive female to feed me grapes while I ban people.
Spare some change so I can buy you a drink?
derp
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