Manchester United lost to Burnley

[Loony BoB]

But I'm drunk so it doesn't matter.

BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER

don't smurf up this spam thread or it will probably get closed and i'll get tanked. Don't do that. You love me, don't you? Don't answer that. Just post in a witty fashion. And discuss. All. smurfing. Fantastic things. Yeah! RIGHT ON! Duff man is cool. On the other hand, so is Stu. I was thinking Disco Stu, but now that I think about it, Hsuhu. Like a damned fox. We have a fox. It lives in our back yard. I fear for our kitten if it survives the three floor drop to the ... ground. Yeah. But, in the long run, what's cool is that we're cool. We're all cool. Right? Are you cool with it? What is it, anyway? All I know is I don't get it. And they aaaaaaaallllllllllll laughed at me for that.

Disco, commence.

(Finally found the Submit New Thread thing using tab)
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For what it's worth rubah is temporarily de-adminned as she had suggested that she may tank me. Not cool, rubah. Make a promise you'll be nice and we'll all get along. I'll re-admin you. Totally. In a heartbeat. I just want to know we're cool.

EDIT: I really do like you as an admin btw. I was just... warned. By colleagues in my room. Two guesses.

EDIT: Merged my posts because you bastards are so damned slow. C'mon let me re-admin rubah already.

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Topic: How should you post in a quality spam thread? Any bad posts will be eliminated.

[Bunny]

spamming in a stupid thread

in b4 closing

[Rantz]

Daniel, flash me again. I'm addicted to that womanly chest of yours.

[I Took the Red Pill]

enough of ur tomfoolery. get to bed now young man.

[Raistlin]

I heard Shlup, Leeza, Kishi, Del, Psy, and Roogle all were discussing drunk tanking you. You should deadmin them.

[Rye]

You managed to scare ME on webcam.

[Fonzie]

What else is there to do in Scotland besides getting flat ass drunk?

[Bunny]

throw giant logs

[rubah]

&lt;rubah> I can't do it anyways
&lt;Beck|Nap> re-admining
&lt;rubah> your profile is locked

Don't drink and moderate, kids. Your judgment is more impaired than you think.

[Momiji]

What the hell, BoB

[Shattered Dreamer]

Oh a power struggle where are my fighting gloves

[Old Manus]

BLAKE

[Levian]

Why haven't you made a move on me yet? what's taking you so long?

[Loony BoB]

I have to use Notepad for this.

Okay.

Bunny, no good. Do better. I believe in your abilities.

Rantz, I'm somewhat certain you'll see it again.

Keith: Not yet.

Crimson: See 'Bunny'.

Raistlin: That would probably get me in trouble. Pretty gay but oh well. I'm sorry to any homosexuals offended by that statement.

Rye, someday, you will see my butt again. Actually I don't know. Can't say it definitely won't happen though.

You know what's weird? I intentionally fix all typos including those that have just one space after a period. I fix them even though vBulletin will fix them back to just one space.

Fonz: You're actually more right than you might realise.

Bunny: I like giant things. On occasion.

rubah: Excellent.

Momiji: What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

Dreamer: No need for a power struggle when you embrace the fact that most people will probaby be amused by this, and for all others, they can easily avoid this thread. You know, I even make sure there is a topic to ensure I'm in the rules okay. I might not even be drunk! Who knows? Not me. I'm drunk!

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Fun fact of the day: My feet literally smell like Levian.

EDIT: You guys post slow. *merge*

[Shattered Dreamer]

Dreamer: No need for a power struggle when you embrace the fact that most people will probaby be amused by this, and for all others, they can easily avoid this thread. You know, I even make sure there is a topic to ensure I'm in the rules okay. I might not even be drunk! Who knows? Not me. I'm drunk!

I liked my way better Alcohol & administration what a combination.