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  1. 08-15-2009, 03:21 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Space Pope View Post
    Misleading thread title

    The Space Pope was hoping to get advice on how to slow its lovers down. Maybe I'm just too much for any human or dolphin to handle.
    Unicorns are into Dolphins?



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  2. 08-15-2009, 07:20 PM #32
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    The Space Pope just destroyed my imagination.
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  3. 08-15-2009, 09:11 PM #33
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    The Space Pope has some really weird fetishes.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow
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    I heard he lasts ten minutes


    there was a picture here
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  5. 08-15-2009, 09:44 PM #35
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    Space Pope needs to pay child support for all of his offspring I conceived.....


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  6. 08-15-2009, 11:20 PM #36
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    Lies, I have not had relations since the Autumn of 1953. Twas a beautiful Thursday evening and I was strolling in the park taking the form of a pigeon when a homeless bag lady offered me some week old bread. How...nice. Well, I don't know if she drugged the bread or not but next thing I know I wake up at some opium party in Harlem and there were these weird earthworms attacking me by striking me with their massive bodies.
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