Let's Interview: Shattered Dreamer

[The Space Pope]

Hello and welcome back to Let's Interview. I am your host with the most...something, The Space Pope. In today's oh so exciting episode *cough* I will be interviewing Shattered Dreamer in case the thread title wasn't enough of a hint.

Okay, Mr. Dreamer, let me start off by saying that it's wonderful to have a guest of your caliber on my show, and that should I ever wage war on your star system, you will be spared. Maybe.

Ahem.

Okay, kewstin uno

From your profile it says you are a law student. What branch of law may this be and why the hell does your planet need any more lawyers? I'm already thinking about retracting my kindness of sparing you, unless you become my defense attorney should I need one.

2) What made you decide to become a law student anyhow?

3) Being from the land of little green drunken midgets and rampant violence, tell me how it was growing up in Ireland. I am genuinely curious. *smokes bubble pipe*

4) Related to question 2, how to you feel about all the Polish immigrants in Ireland today and their effect on your society?

5) Is Bono a douche y/n

6) If you had the ability to change one law, be it city wide, regional, national or global, what would it be? Also, if you could impose one absolute law on the entire planet, what would you choose?

7) I want to see how adventurous ( ) you are. So, if you had a choice between keeping your life as-is until you die or having a 50/50 chance of taking a risk and either fulfilling your dreams or losing everything, which would you choose?

8) What is your favorite word? Mine's 'Bangladeshi'.

9) Do you by any chance possess the "Irish Curse"?

10) What got you into video games?

Annnnnnnnnnd since I though I wrote down only ten questions but in fact wrote down twelve, you have the privilege, nay, honor of answering two more questions!

11) Is Tropic Thunder a good movie? I keep hearing it is but I just don't see how it's possible.

12) zyxoljiu ilitrummi retiyut gaglazoyt...ahem, sorry. Sometimes I slip into my native tongue...despite the fact that I'm typing and could easily edit.
Anyhoo, what do you consider to be a perfect date? *blush*

EDIT: Jiro chose for you to be my next guest, now it's your turn to choose!