Hawk the Slayer

Where to begin? First off, it was made roughly the same time as Ladyhawke for about 1/10th the budget. It tries to be a rousing sword-and-sorcery yarn, but it comes off like a skit at a renfair. Definately so-bad-its-awesome material.

The hero is a stony faced actor who dresses like Han Solo and wields a sword with a glowing marble on the end. The villain is played by Jack Palance and is even hammier than when he played Xeros. The rest of the cast is made of assorted oddballs (a tall man playing a gaint, a dwarf playing, well, a dwarf, an elven bow man, a blind witch). Look for Patricia Quinn, who played Magenta in RHPS.

The pitched battles are the highlight of hilarity, including rapid fire choppy editing, magic glowing bouncy balls and death by silly string.