Battle: Los Angeles

This move is amazing. If you ever wondered what a 2 hours long Marine Corps Recruiting Video would look like, this is it. You get such classics as "I need you to be my Little Marine" "Show em How Marine's Fight!" "Marines Don't Quit" and "We're Going to Take back this city." Act now (or later, actually) and you'll even get the "Girl soldier who's doubted but then proves she's as tough as the boys" cliche and "Making it back home, being given a break, and then loading up on more ammo because you need to get back in the fight FOR GREAT JUSTICE" Black Hawk Down ripoff.

Yeah, it's okay for a boom boom special effects flick, but leave your brain at home. Also, fun fact, the USMC had final script approval. That knowledge makes picking out recruiting video moments half the fun of seeing it.