Shaft (original)

Music 10/10
Badassness 10/10
Lack of Samuel L. Jackson -1/10

Wanda
1/10 and a big f you to my teacher for making me watch this

Crap. Oppressive crap. The woman is so pathetic and frustratingly so. Thank God for things like Salt and Jackie Brown proving that not all women are this pathetic. And my teacher who is apparently a feminist writer (she writes for the Village voice and other acclaimed ish) but some of her taste in things is reprehensible. There is nothing to like about the characters or the story.

Sometimes she's spot on but others is just like wut. She confused Kevin Bacon with Ethan Hawke even when we told her there was no Ethan Hawke and she still kept saying Ethan. We tell her this is an oppressive bull of a movie and she says it's groundbreaking feminism at it's finest. I mean what the hell is this woman smoking. She could be my second teacher who I will be giving a bad write-up for.