Against my better judgement I watched transformers 3 yesterday. It was the most bizarre, unscientific, plotless pile of desu ever.

I think an action movie [nowadays] basically has one big action scene and the only reason we have it take 2.5 hours is to build up to that scene. There wasn't a protagonist, character development [Spike ... I mean Sam being a jelly BF doesn't count], weird twist plot points [humans were decepticon slaves for decades but didn't bother finding Megatron], and a final battle that made no sense.

Also they made Shockwave cooler than the cartoons but a nonsensical character when compared to the comics. I was like 'wait since when did Shockwave transform into a tentacle monster?'

Do not watch.