Dead Alive

3/10

If you approach this as a serious movie, you will be disappointed. My recommendation: approach this as a B-movie. This movie actually had a bigger production value than most B horror movies I've seen. The prosthetics were very well done even by today's standards -- although you'll see mostly CGI as opposed to make-up effects now. I was expecting weird, but I wasn't expecting some of the extremities of that weirdness such as zombie sex and midget zombie babies getting punched. It was certainly absurd.

Then there was the giant zombie old lady naked huge ass saggy boobed zombie. This film was seriously gross in pretty much every possible way. What the hell Peter Jackson. Please stick to what you do best; making long ass movies for nerds with hard-ons for elves.