Quote Originally Posted by PeneloRatsbane View Post
The worst i ever got was when i was walking along the shopping highstreet and a man shouts out to me
"Oi Darling! Do you want my big issue!?"
i turned around to see a big issue seller dressed as santa making a smoochy face at me.
Clearly he was being a dirty old man! XD XD


Now here's a line for you...

You're so attractive that you've made me donate blood every week from all the nosebleeds I have for simply looking at you...