I stopped flirting with every hot girl I saw when they started pointing guns at me.
Women are so uptight.
I stopped flirting with every hot girl I saw when they started pointing guns at me.
Women are so uptight.
I bet you 5 bucks I can make your breasts move with my mind.
*touches boobs*
Nope, sorry. You win.
My coworker at GameStop is pregnant, and some creepy guy came in and started hitting on her. My other coworker was there and said, "You may wanna be careful, she's got some baggage." He looks my pregnant coworker dead in the eye with a straight face and says, "I've always wanted to be a baggage handler." Creepiest pick up line ever.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
If you can't think of anything to say but pick up lines you're lame. I don't use them and haven't ever worried about it.
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I don't know if it would be considered a pick up "line" but I was talking to this one guy about a marketing class, and I was just saying how I'm not very good at selling stuff or something along those lines. And he then said "You look like something that would be on/in the advertisement, you look so good. Make me wanna' buy that Gatorade." (as I was drinking Gatorade at that point in time).
I don't know what that was but I thought it was funny.
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Y SO SRS ?
I get flirted with/hit on a lot. And I also enjoy flirting very much. :) It's good fun, but all too often I can't engage in it properly because it happens mostly at work, and I have to send the customers on their way too soon. :(
I've had pick up lines used on me before, of course, but I've never, ever used one myself. And I hope I never have to!
I was ordering food at Wendy's and the guy at the cashier started singing "ice ice baby" to me
@Giggles: Is it me or do I find you quite hot , cause my glasses steam up every time I come close you.
@Breine: "Your lips are good enough to kiss, but its your eyes that truly hypnotize me"
@Rye:"You must be my shooting star because you struck where I wished for it to be..My heart....."
@KiKi: "You don't need any pick up lines....No lines could describe the way I feel for you right now"
@Kikimm: Eve wasn't the one who sinned...It was me....I've sinned because I should have found you sooner....
@Celes:"I am your Knight of Nights and you didn't have to cast a spell on me...."
Last edited by Rodarian; 08-21-2009 at 11:42 AM.
HOTROD"Lets go for a spin you and I"
Nobody flirts with me and I do not flirt with them.
Which is how I like it. I wouldn't know what to do, I'd be awkward and flustered.
The worst i ever got was when i was walking along the shopping highstreet and a man shouts out to me
"Oi Darling! Do you want my big issue!?"
i turned around to see a big issue seller dressed as santa making a smoochy face at me.
I don't often get hit on nor do I often hit on girls. I like laughing at pick up lines, but that's about it.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
im sorry rodarian/others, but the ladies need to know how to defend themselves
Maybe you have a fever and your gross sweat undergoes condensation on your spectacles.@Giggles: Is it me or do I find you quite hot , cause my glasses steam up every time I come close you.
I'm not into that whole tongue in the eye fetish thing...@Breine: "Your lips are good enough to kiss, but its your eyes that truly hypnotize me"
It's too bad I wasn't a bullet.@Rye:"You must be my shooting star because you struck where I wished for it to be..My heart....."
I could never be with a man who has trouble with communication.@KiKi: "You don't need any pick up lines....No lines could describe the way I feel for you right now"
Are you the forbidden fruitcake?@Kikimm: Eve wasn't the one who sinned...It was me....I've sinned because I should have found you sooner....
I don't know if I don't have to, I think I still have enough MP left for Vanish-Doom.@Celes:"I am your Knight of Nights and you didn't have to cast a spell on me...."
And I will keep punching you if you keep looking at me, mark my words.You're so attractive that you've made me donate blood every week from all the nosebleeds I have for simply looking at you...
I'm more like parallel parking: you can't do me.Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you.
XD XD XD None taken but this line is for you!
@ Reno: "Baby I see you have red hot car....I'm too Hot Rod and you could play with my stick-shift any day! *revs engine*
I cried aloud with mirth and merriment
HOTROD"Lets go for a spin you and I"