UFC bothers me. Bothers me so smurfing very very much. Not only does it solidify me in my opinions of masculinity and testosterone being evil evil things, but the kind of people who watch it annoy me (no offense, loves). Something just pisses me off when I'm stuck in a whole room of straight guys going "oooooooooooh" and cheering and being all rowdy and punching eachothers arms and talking about how "hardcore" all this is. I'm sorry, but I fail to see how people fail to see the inherent homo-eroticism in all this:







Remove 'dem shorts and you've got porn. Don't deny it either. I've seen porn that is actually exactly like UFC (fighting/punching/blood and all) but without shorts.

Even when the blood starts pouring, all I can think is "this is prettttttty smurfin' gay." I've learned not to bring this up around UFC fans, though, lest I face the wrath of the insecure het man who thinks he's as tough as those fellers. And by wrath I mean a lot of posturing and bragging.