I just hope your not a Scotsman, I had a bad experience over a pint with one-
I told Billy No-mates that there was no need to get cheeky. I mean really gents, this ol' codger is a lil dozy in the head if you catch my drift. I mean he was asking me some dodgy questions, so I told the bloke not to be a nosey parker an' he told me I could eat bollocks like a worn out bint. Now im not one to bother with most numpties but this one tweaked me a bit too far. So I told him that if he di'nt bugger off I was going to go get his trollop mum and show her a few things. He shut his pikey Scot mouth he did.




(SPOILER)BTW Im just kidding, blame it on the lack of sleep.