Let's Interview: Rodarian

[The Space Pope]

Hello and welcome to the fourth installment of...Let's Interview! I am The Space Pope, reporting to you from somewhere in America, the greatest country in both universes and also the birthplace of Jesus Howard Christ.

In today's episode, I will be interviewing the human referred to as Rodarian. Now, as usual I will ask my barrage of irrelevant questions but I'd like some audience participation today (according to the Neilsen ratings I'm right behind the Tyra Banks show, and I need to kick that bitch's ass in the 25-43 female demographic). So, feel free to post a question or two in the second part of the interview, mostly because I don't think I will be able to think of many questions today. But please, for the love of the Space God, wait until Rodarian answers part 1. I ask you as both a host and deity, lest I smite your PM boxes with futanari and viagra offers.

Ahem.

Part 1

1) First, we must bring the sudience up to speed about our little spat. According to you, I am responsible for your child. How is this possible? I haven't had sex in over 50 years and your baby is clearly fully human. Explain this.

2) What do you do for a living besides designing? If you are rich then I will consider being yo babby mama/daddy/sentient energy wave.

3) How many chinups can you do? I despise weak humans.

4) Why the hell did you join this place?

5) Which is the better Ah-nold movie, Kindergarten Cop or Commando?

6) You are a designer. Clearly you are either a closet homosexual or are just simply fabulous. Tell me, hairless primate, what led you to do this?

7) Your profile says you love FF8. Tell me why I shouldn't be feeling slightly disappointed in you.

8) If you had man breasts, as some human males do, how would this effect your life? Would you purposly fatten up to make them larger and more supple? Or would it make you wear sweaters even on really hot days?

9) If you were to accidentally run someone over, and you found out that this person was say, a rapist or pedophile or perhaps even a lawyer, would you turn yourself in?

10) As a twist in the show, instead of me asking you a tenth question I will allow you to ask me anything you want and I will tell the truth....possibly.

I await your responses, puny bipedal chimpanzee.

[Rodarian]

*lights dim, and the people quiet down.... Seconds later Tommy February's "Lonely in Gorgeous song blares out and one after another a barrage of the most beautiful muses step out, leading out the very fashionable the, the very uber tres Hot Rod aka Rodarian....




*takes a seat*


Thankyou for having me on the show. I am very pleased that your decorations aren't half as bad as I thought it would be....You could use a little more blacks though....



Now then on with answering your questions...


1.) Now you'd like to believe that I am merely an mortal...Tsk, tsk you forget I am an ancient...And in my previously life I was a lil but well known model, Ava Khashani...It was back in the eighties when I met you while you in your 'like a virgin mode', dappling in a bipedal form.You sweet albeit a bit otherworldly for supposed human....It was simply a one night stand...Nine months later, my son Rodarian is born!!!

How is this possible you say....like I said I am ancient and I am forbidden to talk about it.... However after a week of contemplation..I have decided to withdraw the child support petition cause clearly I am successful and all I wanted was simply the recognition that I am your fling/lovechild.

2) Other than designing, I'm also a full time Textile Design student. This my second bachelors that I've taken up on...Its a very demanding program but I believe its a solid foundation for my future endeavors.I'm in my final year and will graduate in three months....
I do have a privileged life but I am thankful that I am not a snotty lil bon bon that some of my other peers are. I've been raised to be polite and well mannered.


3) I can do 3 reps of 30 on an average workout day.


4) I joined this place because, it was initially trying figure out how to defeat Jenova Birth..Back then I was a pretty sloppy player and didn't properly equipped my party to fight against her...However soon after, I fond the people here to be delightful, and so I stuck.

5) I gotta say Kindergarten Cop... Who didn't love that scene when that lil kid said, "boys have penises and girls have vagina"....I did something similar except I did show my wee wee to a girl back in grade one.....If I recall, she showed me her lovely too and we both got into trouble!

6) Well I wouldn't be ashamed to say that I tapped into the 'gay' side of me that brought out my fabulous self that you see today. I always believe that good people are beautiful inside and out. Gay or Straight, Man or Woman... I just happen to like women a wee lil more! I cried aloud with mirth and merriment

If you must know, I AM a nerd at heart and I confess that I was a nerd/geek during high school. Believe me I was miles away from being stylish. Wore ill fitting clothes and looked as if I should belong to a mathematician club (I may be a nerd/geek but I was still terrible at math) However just before the beginning of senior year...I discovered anime, or more specifically the hair styles that were simply amazing...So I started to emulate the looks, subsequently dying my hair to various shades of of browns, reds, blues and a one time blond scenario...Let me tell you that i could change out of my blond look fast enough!! XD XD....Then I started looking into clothing to match the anime feel...It took many trials and errors but by the end of senior year, girls started to take notice of me.... Of course my first stint at University is what really started my style game, and I have never looked back since...


7) Edea and Ultimecia. Its only because of her... I have a model of Edea placed lovingly in a specially made black wood glass case with a transparent cover and is kept right on top of my 'Anime Shrine'...She is simply tres fab....
Oh I like the characters clothing as well because it actually very wearable in real life if you correctly designed it.

8) If I had man breast..... Hmmm I wear a wonder bra...... If there was no way of getting rid them..I just may consider cross dressing

9)Nope.....

10) Do you actually consider yourself a superior being in RL...



I hope that I have answered sufficiently and I don't mind answering more question. Stay beautiful everyone!

[The Space Pope]

You could use a little more blacks though....

Yeah, Sharpton told me the same thing. Very pushy little man, he is.

I have decided to withdraw the child support petition cause clearly I am successful and all I wanted was simply the recognition that I am your fling/lovechild.

I do not remember this event taking place, unless you were that cabana boy I met at Rain Nightclub.

And good thing you withdrew child support because I could easily cross into another galaxy and be free of the laws of your star system.

2) Other than designing, I'm also a full time Textile Design student. This my second bachelors that I've taken up on...Its a very demanding program but I believe its a solid foundation for my future endeavors.I'm in my final year and will graduate in three months....
I do have a privileged life but I am thankful that I am not a snotty lil bon bon that some of my other peers are. I've been raised to be polite and well mannered.

The Space Pope congratulates you on your endeavors, and hope that you will do well. Just remember me when you're designing sweaters for Miley Cyrus's dog a few years down the line. And punch that bitch Vera Wang for me.

4) I joined this place because, it was initially trying figure out how to defeat Jenova Birth..Back then I was a pretty sloppy player and didn't properly equipped my party to fight against her...However soon after, I fond the people here to be delightful, and so I stuck.

If by delightful you mean odd then yes I agree.

Kindergarten Cop

Good man.

However just before the beginning of senior year...I discovered anime, or more specifically the hair styles that were simply amazing...So I started to emulate the looks, subsequently dying my hair to various shades of of browns, reds, blues and a one time blond scenario...Let me tell you that i could change out of my blond look fast enough!! XD XD....Then I started looking into clothing to match the anime feel...It took many trials and errors but by the end of senior year, girls started to take notice of me.... Of course my first stint at University is what really started my style game, and I have never looked back since...

Who would've thought that watching anime could help you attract the opposite sex? This revelation is simply incredible. Though I am not a fan of it, I do find it rather interesting that you would take a cue from anime as an influence on your designs.

7) Edea and Ultimecia. Its only because of her... I have a model of Edea placed lovingly in a specially made black wood glass case with a transparent cover and is kept right on top of my 'Anime Shrine'...She is simply tres fab....
Oh I like the characters clothing as well because it actually very wearable in real life if you correctly designed it.

Yeah but the story..

8) If I had man breast..... Hmmm I wear a wonder bra...... If there was no way of getting rid them..I just may consider cross dressing

Personally I'd do that fat kid dance from the Goonies.

9)Nope.....

The Space Pope is pleased with this response, you may yet live to see another day.

10) Do you actually consider yourself a superior being in RL...

No, sadly I have the self esteem of a 13 year old fat girl IRL

Rodarian you have done well in this interview, and I'm pleased to say that you just may be my best guest to date. And thank you for offering to stay on for another round of questions from the audience.

Next week on...Let's Interview!, we will have whoever Rodarian picks as my next guest and IN A SHOCKING TWIST I will be interviewing a second human of my choosing.

Now excuse me while I log off again so I can pick up a loaf of bread and a gallon of bottom shelf whiskey.

CROCODYLUS PONTIFEX

[Rodarian]

It was indeed a pleasure being your guest Spacey! ^_^

the next person should be...... Rye! She is one fab woman! If I were anywhere near her, I'd be asking her to be my muse!


Oh and Vera Wang is very smart business woman.. Not that much bitchy but don't mess with her! Oh and I refuse designer clothing for animals...Its absolutely ludicrous to dress your animal up..As if they can tell the difference between a soil table cloth and Pucci Knit sweator....

[The Space Pope]

Yes but designing clothes for animals is a stupid idea, and here in America, stupid ideas are the ones that make the most money.

And no questions from the audience? My ratings have been dropping faster than a crackwhore at the sight of a fifty dollar bill.

And yes, Rye shall be the next guest. Prepare yourself, for I will ask the hard hitting, no spin questions that only I have the balls to ask.

Wait, do I even possess testicles? IT DOESN'T MATTER