I can relate to this one too, us long hair dudes usually get a hard time at school, me especially since mine is dyed red which is even more "weird" than normal guy long hair in the eyes of your average moron.
One time when I was chilling with my mates on the school field, it was raining heavy so we had to head inside to the hall for the rest of the break, while going in, I slipped on some mud and fell on my ass...in a puddle.