Jiro Kid says:
 What do normal people do when they go stay at someone's house?
Nick says:
 you mean not us the nerds who play games all the time?
Jiro Kid says:
 Yes, precisely
Nick says:
 I know what girls do
Jiro Kid says:
 Gossip?
Nick says:
 But I've never watched a male sleep over
  
Jiro Kid says:
 But seriously, I don't know
 I made a mental list
 Of all the things I could imagine myself doing with a guest of either gender
Nick says:
 They kick a ball around?
Jiro Kid says:
 My list seems full of very... abnormal things
Nick says:
 They tie each other up?
 The play doctor and patient 
