Well I've just totally had one hell of a night out, and I had to turn down over 3 girls who have propositioned oneself. One of them being my best friends little sister who actually turned to tears as I got off with another chick. I've never felt so bad in my life, but my best friend was sadistically happy that I'd never thought about his sister in that way. I know most people wouldn't agree but it is, sometimes, hard being fantastic looking.

As for a topic: have you ever wish you were something else for a day? I've always wondered what it would be like to be fat... I eat crap all the time but I never seem to ever get fat (it'll come one day) so often I wonder what it would be like to be a fat bastard. Is there anything you wonder what it would be like to be for a day?

My ability to make sense may be inhibited by my inebriation, I'm trying my best.