EoFF <3

[Raistlin]

Dear EoFF,

Make me a sammich.

Love,
Raist

[Bastian]

Hey EoFF,

Valentine's Day is coming up in a few (six months) . . . I'm not still in love with you or anything, but . . . what's your address? I need to send you something.

Cya,

Bastian

[The Space Pope]

Greetings, EoFF

Over the years I have watched you grow fat and lazy, as well as become a worthless mooch. I do not work 60 hours a week so you can go shopping "OH BUT IT'S 40% OFF I SAVED MONEY!" NO, you would've saved more money if you DIDN'T BUY USELESS CRAP. I am about as sexually attracted to you as I am to a rhinoceros, maybe even less so because at least a rhino has that kinky horn and likes to take charge once in awhile.

You think that because we have been together that means you can let yourself go. No, bitch, you cannot. You are a trophy wife and nothing else, also to help suppress the gay rumors surrounding me. I let you spend my hard earned cash on frivolous crap and all I ask is that you hop on a treadmill every once in awhile. (Don't actually hop, your rotund ass will break the damn thing.)

Therefore it is with no regret to me that I have filed for divorce. You are a gluttonous, dull witted, repugnant pig and I wish to drain my money on hookers and blow rather than to indulge your obsession with wicker lawn furniture and hummel figurines.

I'm so glad I filed for a prenup.

[Marshall Banana]

When the night sky wears the moon as its pendant, I shall await you at the dock. :eiko:

[Peegee]

Thank you for incessantly forcing me to never take this place seriously. It is your incessant motivating rants that make me mirth out loud and endeavor to never be serious again.

It's almost silly how if you did not exist I would not, but then, we've always had a love hate relationship.

Oh wait I'm writing a love letter to Roogle.

EoFF I love you. EoFF = the members of EoFF. The gays, the 'brights', the Christians, and the asians.