D-doesn't everyone?
I don't know, 's cute and all but he doesn't have enough of an ass to make a lap-dance from him fun.
Paul's just jealous and wants to keep /smug for himself.
Wow, I didn't think this would be so interesting.
X3
Finding out everyone's secrets is the best PART of internet message boards, though!
Who waits to be fed secrets? Seeking them out and ripping them out of hapless bosoms is the way to go!
I find it disturbing a person practices in a car seat rather than on a kitchen chair for their lapdancing!
I practice on Psychotic's armoured corpse. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.
CHARLIE MURPHY
And speaking of Halo and teabagging, another secret?!
I know I shouldn't comment but... you sick bastard. Get help.
Whoever you are, I will smurfing find you and destroy you. You're a plague.
Even I know that that is sick.
Oh, and just a reminder, anyone with any last minute secrets can send them in. I don't think I shall be posting every secret tonight, so if you can them in tonight, you'll be in! Any kind of secret, serious or fun, is highly encouraged. Be a part of our fun before it's too late for 2009!