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Quote Originally Posted by Noctiluca View Post
I wish I were Breine: He has his own smiley, he traveled the world, his hair is pretty, he doesn't choke children ages 5-11 like I do, and his cock is 23 inches long.
More like 30 inches

Must be a real nuisance wearing pants, especially shorts for that matter...Your shaft peeking out like must frighten everyone Forget the awe-ing. It'll be more like screaming....:Eek:

Plus you'll have a big question mark from your place of employment....It might influence them ( the kids) in a very wrong way...*cough pedophile cough*