The characters for XIII have had a lot of different names, like you know, their code names and real names and nicknames and pornstar names etc etc.

Despite the insane amount of names already given to these characters, a gaming magazine I read has taken it upon themselves to nickname Sazh "Bananagun Jones" after a gun they found for him which is apparently yellow like a banana.

Anyway, if you could rename the characters, would you? If so, what would you call them?

Bananagun Jones is kind of growing on me.