namae wa

[Jiro]

The characters for XIII have had a lot of different names, like you know, their code names and real names and nicknames and pornstar names etc etc.

Despite the insane amount of names already given to these characters, a gaming magazine I read has taken it upon themselves to nickname Sazh "Bananagun Jones" after a gun they found for him which is apparently yellow like a banana.

Anyway, if you could rename the characters, would you? If so, what would you call them?

Bananagun Jones is kind of growing on me.

[Psychotic]

Hope = Hope He DIES

[Vermachtnis]

Bananagun Jones is awesome!

[Elpizo]

Hope = Hope He DIES

Hope is awesome. Don't bash him just because he's a kid. He doesn't stay whiny forever.

[G13]

Hope = Hope He DIES

My first thought. xD

Milli Vanille?

... Ahhhhh, I got nothing.

[Xaven]

Rightning and Vanirra will do. Switching Rs and Ls Left and Right (pun, oh ho) is the wave of 2010/11!

And Bananagun Jones.

[Shlup]

I really, really want to change Lightning's name to Tampon. There's no particular reason for this, I just have impulses.

[Dignified Pauper]

I want to change Hope's name to Paul. Am I doing this right?

[Breine]

Rightning and Vanirra will do.

I like keeping the default names the first time I play through a game.

And as for coming up with cool/funny names for this thread.. I'm too lazy.

[Jiro]

I want to call Snow, Yellow Snow because his hair is yellow and he has a strange neckbeard. Just a neckbeard.

Hope can be BB which is short for Bandana Boy because he is wearing a bandana. I Hope nobody comes up behind him and suffocates him with it

Also I think Vanille is more of a Strawberry flavour don't you think?

PS I was drooling over staring intently watching a trailer in a store today and every time Bananagun Jones Sazh came up I legitimately thought he was called Bananagun Jones. This is going to be wicked fun

EDIT: That tattooed chick is called Fang or something, right? Yeah no. Wang imo. Also because she looked quite manly in the tralier. Manly enough to have a Wang. That was just terrible, I should be shot

EDIT2: Shot by Bananagun Jones no less!

[crazybayman]

"my balls"

naw....really though.....I'm good with what square named 'em.

well......on second thought:

Sazh - "Shaft"
Snow - "Alexander Ovechkin with teeth, blond hair and a toque". OK well maybe just "Alexander Ovechkin"
Vanille - "Wendy". alternatively, "fries, salad or baked potato?"
Lightning - "my balls" or "she-cloud with pink hair"
Hope - "Macauly Culkin"
Fang - *drool*