Human troughs

[LunarWeaver]

There are no cartons, you're putting it into a bowl. Okay, when you eat ice cream, you can get almost all of it with the spoon. Seriously, with a spoon, you can reduce it to drops of nearly nothing. But you still feel the need, because you spent money on it, to put your tongue into a bowl and lick all around, getting your face and your nose all up in that business, and clean it like a dish washer. That would be hilarious to watch an adult do.

Edit: And if you did that, I would laugh in the heart of "with you", not at you. Nothing I'm saying here is to be taken in a serious manner. I'm just spitting out stuff that isn't really all that miserable. And Tavrobel, I... I would still move to Vermont and marry you.