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    Okay so my mom bought me a ring in San Francisco. Size 10. It's a shame that size 10 is TOO BIG FOR ME ARGH.

    So, I'm looking for ideas.

    1- How can I make my finger bigger OR

    2- How can I make the diameter of the ring smaller? Keep in mind, this ring is not made of metal.

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    What the smurf is it made out of?
    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!

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    I like your fingers.

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    put the ring on a necklace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet View Post
    put the ring on a necklace
    I actually said I was doing that but my mom said NO WEAR IT ON YOUR FINGER

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    Finger push-ups to build girth.


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    What is a finger push up? xD

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    cock push-ups

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    YES
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yar View Post
    cock push-ups
    With your finger.


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    Wear it on a chain or get it resized or something. Or just turn it into a cockring.

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    smack it with a hammer till it swells up to the right size. wear ring, be happy and when it goes back down. repeat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Wear it on a chain or get it resized or something. Or just turn it into a cockring.
    too small

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    Inject your fingers with botox, or grow fingers like a man by working, whatever seems easiest to you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Wear it on a chain or get it resized or something. Or just turn it into a cockring.
    too small :(
    the ring or the cock????

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