I'd be a chair.
Yup, a chair.
I'd be a chair.
Yup, a chair.
You just enjoy ass on your face.
I would be the Grand Vizier, a Turk, and mystic extraordinaire.
The Occultist. I'd summon things for the crowd.
I'd sell tickets and draw disturbing cariactures. Maybe pretend to be some sort of sea slug? On days where I feel like one?