In his sleevies!!
Where does a general keep his armies?
In his sleevies!!
xD
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain;
they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his
birth mother. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a
picture of Amal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
hahah xD Nice joke!
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
(SPOILER)Google plus "worst jokes", "bad puns", etc... make for a happy Mulley. xD
They make for a happy Breine too! xD
If a bartender tends bar, what does a cocktailer do?
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
What is it called when a person sings in the shower?
A SOAP OPERA!!! :breine:
They’re both fat and like to be slapped
What is a writer's least favorite blood type?
(SPOILER)TYPE-O. HUR HUR HUR HUR.
I am dumber for reading these.
Why did the trombonist cross the road?
To get to the other slide
Why did flying mullet cross the road?
(SPOILER)to tell another stupid joke.
You all know you love these!
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