What time did the man go to the dentist?
(SPOILER)Tooth hurty.
What time did the man go to the dentist?
(SPOILER)Tooth hurty.
"My dog has no nose!..."
How does it smell?
"Terrible!"
*Set during the Cold War*
A young, pretty woman, an old hag, a Russian and a US soldier all get on a train. They all sit together in a private car, the lights go out as the train goes through a tunnel. A sound of a kiss, and then a loud smack. The old hag thinks to herself "That soldier must have kissed that young lady and she smacked him."
The young woman thinks to herself "That soldier must have tried to kiss me but kissed the old lady instead and she smacked him."
The Russian, bewildered, said to himself "That soldier must have kissed that woman, she must have slapped me mistaking me for him."
The US soldier chuckled to himself thinking "I kissed my arm and slapped that dirty Russian in the face."
(SPOILER)I have nothing against Russia! Thanks for the vodka!
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
the last one made me think of something one of the football players told us back in eighth grade that their coach said.
(SPOILER)it's a TURDI just gave birth to a little black baby. . . It doesn't have any arms or legs
:aimhappy:Originally Posted by Bunny
What do you say when you understand sign language?
I see what you're saying
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can swim?
(SPOILER)Clever dick.
In breaking entertainment news, it was discovered that William Shatner has three ears.
A left ear, a right ear... and a final frontier!
xD
Why did I lose my shoes?
(SPOILER)I feel asleep beside a basketball court
True story, by the way.
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