How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
(SPOILER)He felt his presents.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
(SPOILER)He felt his presents.
Beautiful!
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
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What do you call that same man when you take his shovel?
(SPOILER)Douglas
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says
‘You man the guns, I’ll drive’
How do you make something holy?
(SPOILER)Burn the hell out of it.
Hey, hear the one about the guy who flew so close to the sun he touched exactly one part of its surface area?
After that he was a real tan gent.
loving it.
1. What do Princess Di and Pink Floyd have in common?
The Wall.
2. Raistlin.
Boldly go.
Ashley's face.
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.. He acquired his size from too much pi.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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