What is green and glides down the mountain?
(SPOILER)A Skiwi!
What is green and glides down the mountain?
(SPOILER)A Skiwi!
Mullet -- though it's a struggle to type through the pain from those obnoxiously terrible puns, you are my hero.
The last two are more unjokes than puns, though those are also amusing.
Q: Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
A: (SPOILER)Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
An egg and a sausage in a frying pan,
The sausage says it’s hot in here
The egg says “omg it’s a talking sausage!”
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I don't get your first one, tav T_T
Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff.
Boom boom, sssss.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
More like "boom boom squish"Originally Posted by Loony BoB
BADUM TSSS
OK SO
a snail is...snailing down a forest path when she is mugged by a turtle! her fellow woodland creatures call for help and two jack rabbit policemen show up.
"we need you to tell us about the event, ma`am," said one of the policemen.
"oh!" said the snail. "i don`t know... it all happened so fast!"
Signature by rubah. I think.
Two women sitting in a room without talking
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Your Mom in front of a mirror.
YouYour Mom in front of a mirror.
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MeYouYour Mom in front of a mirror.
Damn your good at thisMeYouYour Mom in front of a mirror.
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You sit by the fireplace. There is you, your loved one, and time. You look into each other eyes and just when you start to kiss the sun creeps up through the windows. You sigh, where did time go?
(SPOILER)He got embarrassed and ran out.
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