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Arkansas Tau Upsilon
Pi Tau Sigma

International Honorary Mechanical Engineering Fraternity

September 10, 2009

Dear Prospective Member:

On behalf of the members of Pi Tau Sigma, we congratulate you on your outstanding academic record. Your dedication to hard work has placed you in the upper echelon of your mechanical engineering class, and we are pleased to inform you that you are being considered for membership in Pi Tau Sigma - the mechanical engineering international honor society. Membership is granted to eligible juniors and seniors on the basis of outstanding academic achievement and exemplary character.

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If you have any questions or are interested in joining and cannot attend the orientation session, feel free to contact us. We look forward to seeing you and hope that you will become an active member of Pi Tau Sigma.

Sincerely,

S. Clark, President

J. Morfa, Pledge Trainer

R. J. Couvillion, Faculty Advisor
Arkansas Tau Upsilon Chapter

yaaaaay résumé padding!

Gotten any good e-mails, lately?

[Tavrobel]

"Echelon" is a great word. And no.

[Fonzie]

Didn't read, hope you die etc.

[Yar]

The most exciting emails recently have been telling me that I have more student loans now.

[Meat Puppet]

got emailed tits so I guess I win

[Vermachtnis]

I got an amusing email from my "someone" at my "bank." They spelled my name "brendon" and didn't even use the shift key. I think it was from this prince from this country I never heard of who was trying to give me 500000 of his money.

[guffman]

Brett21mathew off what I've seen that's Singapore which is still our 17th, they trying to release it in sync with American time methinksEVERYONE PLEASE STAY ON CNNScoddie thanks man

that is a quote from my inbox, great spam nowadays.

[Rodarian]

No good news mail..Just a forward that my dad sent me indicating that Red Bull is bad for you....Never even touched that stuff to begin with *shrugs*

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

An e-mail confirming that my application for a new job has been submitted? *Crosses fingers*

[Jessweeee♪]

I got a new picture of this really neat-o guy to stick on my phone o:

[Peegee]

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[Rye]

RE: Panda Bamboo Mirror

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hi. it has been shipped.

thanks for your patience

Yay!

Nothing else, besides an email from my school saying they've received the small grant whatever thing that I've earned.

But that's kind of meh, because I get virtually nothing for Financial Aid besides the headache of filling the thing myself because my Mom is hopeless at doing it and when my Dad tries to do it, he tries to lie and lower our income by quite a bit (idiot xD) so we'll get more. I seriously wonder how they lived before me.

[Aerith's Knight]

They've finally figured out how to make pen!s biggr. If only I could decifer the actual message.

[Bunny]

Just emails wanting to make my penis and tits bigger and offer me free donkey shows.

[Unbreakable Will]

got emailed tits so I guess I win

Lucky bastard, all I get is spam >.>