Internet White Knights

[Madonna]

Dear sirs,

Where has it gotten you, the treating female online associates with respect, feigning disinterest in the more visually-engaging aspects of partnership, and traitorously belittling your fellow men-at-arms who may speak luridly honest?! Never have I known a branch of males so malignantly and blighted as the Knights of #ffffff; you deal us all a shame capable of dwarfing the most enormous of giants! Your petty lip service and scarcely hidden lust cause grievous harm to those maidens you so devotedly protect for selfish ends! Warm greetings, everlasting support, sincere friendship!? These untruths you feed the ladies of the web are easily disentangled from fact when exposed to light and the eyes of others! Is this why your conversations must become intimately one-on-one, because observing examination might reveal the traps you lay for the women you hold so "dear"?!

Come! I ask naught but honesty in endeavors! Is the pursuit of a lady's hand not the most noble of missions!? How is it that you must dress the pasttime in frivolous and meaningless costumes? Slap an ass, outright lech a lass, and for the love of Eros's arrow tips, proclaim your intent! If your labors are for more than a friend's smile, fake not contentment; instead demand more of the heart! Much loathed are the creatures, mind you not name them men, who conceal desiring lips past a friendly shoulder and ear! Fairness for fair ladies, no?! Do we not all deserve as much!?

Conditionally yours,

By Murder I Will Be Rydia

[Rye]

If I didn't already like you already, I love you now for Knights of #ffffff.

I think some of the knights have become disenchanted, after hearing in a far away land that some maidens have given them "rewards" for their services. =O

[krissy]

[Tavrobel]

[Bunny]

tl;dr version?

[Psychotic]

Dude stop insulting internet white knights. Maybe if you weren't such a *snort* virgin you'd learn how to treat internet white knights right and you wouldn't spend all your time alone on the internet.

Also seriously xkcd is the creepiest smurfing comic in the world. I kinda hope it's supposed to be ironic, but deep down inside I know it's not.

[Rye]

Dude stop insulting internet white knights. Maybe if you weren't such a *snort* virgin you'd learn how to treat internet white knights right and you wouldn't spend all your time alone on the internet.

Also seriously xkcd is the creepiest smurfing comic in the world. I kinda hope it's supposed to be ironic, but deep down inside I know it's not.

Hey Paul. This is what I'll be doing in England, during the meet up in London. So we'll have even more time to HANG OUT AND PAL AROUND.

[VexNet]

White Knights. I bow before thee.

Also seriously xkcd is the creepiest smurfing comic in the world. I kinda hope it's supposed to be ironic, but deep down inside I know it's not.

This.

[krissy]

it's ironic because chivalry is one thing
but hiding desires with the facade of chivalry is a lack of respect for the recipient of that 'chivalry'

[Madame Adequate]

it's ironic because chivalry is one thing
but hiding desires with the facade of chivalry is a lack of respect for the recipient of that 'chivalry'

No a ferrous wheel is ironic.

[Jowy]

http://isxkcdtytoday.com

replace umaro with the necessary vulgarity.

[krissy]

it's ironic because chivalry is one thing
but hiding desires with the facade of chivalry is a lack of respect for the recipient of that 'chivalry'

No a ferrous wheel is ironic.

situational irony
when the opposite of what you expect happens

as in the ferrous wheel rolling off its hinges and straightening out the clothes of the people it hits (along with the people)

[Markus. D]

*ponder*

[Meat Puppet]

No.

[Tavrobel]

it's ironic because chivalry is one thing

No a ferrous wheel is ironic.

missed the joke

MILF, how dare you use a joke that a girl wouldn't possibly understand?