Holy Oedipus complex, Batman!

[Aerith's Knight]

Police: Michigan Mom Found Long-Lost Son Online, Raped Him - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com

Michigan police say a 35-year-old mother used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him after an online search.

Apparently, it was deemed a statuatory rape and she was released on bail. Boy, talk about an akward upcoming family thanksgiving.

A local shrink (that seems in denial for a Oedipus complex himself) said:

“Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man’s nightmare. It’s an abomination.

I’m at a loss for words because it’s something that we consider to be so out of the normal, so prohibited in every culture that it unnerves every man just to think about it.

This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.”

I've gotta wonder what the teenager's thinking streak was. From "I had sex with a hot older woman! *high five*", to "Oh God, what have I done.. Wait! I finally have something worthy to put on my livejournal. *high five*"

Discuss.

[G13]

Good God! What the hell is wrong with this woman?

I think this is the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.

[Marshall Banana]

Is it just me or does that news article have a very strange tone?

[Aerith's Knight]

It's not just the tone that's strange.

[Shiny]

MILP

Mother I'd like to punch.

[Marshall Banana]

"THE THOUGHT OF BEING RAPED BY HIS MOMMY UNNERVES EVERY MAN! IT'S WRONG IN ANY CULTURE YOU CAN THINK OF! THIS IS AN ABOMINATION!"

All rape is pretty bad. :gruffi:

[Aerith's Knight]

It seemed to me too that this guy had some personal issues with it. I hardly think he'd need to convince anyone it's disgusting and disturbing.

[Bunny]

Is it just me or does that news article have a very strange tone?

It's Fox News.

[Meat Puppet]

That’s pretty cool, I guess.

[Madame Adequate]

This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life.”

I'm gonna go ahead and say that he's going to be struggling with this regardless of whether or not it was his first time. Just a hunch I have.

[Psychotic]

She may be a crazy incestual rapist, but she's kind of cute.

[LunarWeaver]

If only Al Gore had never invented the Internet, terrible events such as this, and indeed all the world's problems, would never happen.

[Lawr]

Good old Michigan.

[Bastian]

Wow, this makes me feel better about myself, at least. I have some pretty smurfed up ideas sometimes, but nothing as smurfed up as this. Thanks crazy creepy woman for making us all feel better about ourselves.

[Dignified Pauper]

Is it just me or does that news article have a very strange tone?

It's Fox News.

I'm glad others noticed.