Will and DK's posts made me remember these stories my grandpa tells at holiday dinners/cookouts.
It'd be like the time when my grandparents took my dad and uncles to an all you can eat catfish place. Quotes like "The river called, said they're out of fish", "I was so full, it was about to come back out", "Full up to *points to chin* here".
Then there's their long time friend who doesn't eat until he gets full, merely until he gets embarrassed.