So I have to be up to leave for Los Angeles in about 2 hours and I havent slept a wink. I'm very anxious about today, I have to go to court to testify about a murder that occurred outside of my workplace last year. I'm not in any trouble or anything like that, but I'm still so nervous that i can't shut my mind off. My stomach hurts, my chest is tight, and I just wish I could get this over with already.

Tell me stories about your nerves! Good stories! Do you get nervous a lot? Anxiety issues? Gas? Some people fart a lot when they get nervous, I'm glad I'm not one of those people, though who doesn't enjoy a good fart?

I get all anxious and amped up anytime I go somewhere, even if I'm on my way to having a good time. I feel weird all the way until we get there, then I loosen up and enjoy myself.

And I do mean loosen.

STORIES!