Eating monkeys gives you cancer

[Flying Mullet]

Well, not really. Everyone knows eating monkeys gives you superhuman strength, but I digress.

What crazy medical claims have you heard recently?

[rubah]

Apparently there exist people who believe homeopathy works.

[Jiro]

Every second week the news shows new studies which are meant to make us change what we eat. First tomatoes are just tomatoes. Then they're really good for you. But no, then they cause some kind of birth defect. Oh lulz we were kidding, it actually cures weaker diseases. Oh no it's actually a toxin and you're all meant to be dead.

That's not news. That's wasting my precious time.

[Peegee]

Squats and oats~

[Rodarian]

From Soho website:
Drinking may make your man a better lover
Yes, you read that right. According to research from Australia, men who have up to 14 alcoholic drinks a week are less likely to have erectile dysfunction (ED) than those who don’t drink alcohol. (One to two drinks a day is considered low-risk drinking by Can­ada’s Centre for Addiction and Mental Health.) The highest occurrences of ED were in men who quit drinking and those who had fewer than seven drinks a week. Drinking responsibly and not smoking seem to reduce the risk for cardiovascular disease and ED.

[Jiro]

That's a bogus claim Rodarian. The study actually showed that Australian men on the whole are better lovers than everyone else

Hit the profile pages ladies, there's a few of us Aussie lads here

EDIT: Yes, just look at this fine specimen below my post. He's even talented outside the bedroom, making it to Round 2 in the CK Competition! How manly *rawr*

[Timekeeper]

Well, hello ladies

[Flying Mullet]

From Soho website:
Drinking may make your man a better lover
Yes, you read that right. According to research from Australia, men who have up to 14 alcoholic drinks a week are less likely to have erectile dysfunction (ED) than those who don’t drink alcohol. (One to two drinks a day is considered low-risk drinking by Can­ada’s Centre for Addiction and Mental Health.) The highest occurrences of ED were in men who quit drinking and those who had fewer than seven drinks a week. Drinking responsibly and not smoking seem to reduce the risk for cardiovascular disease and ED.

Protip: Downing all 14 beers in one evening will have the opposite effect.

[Markus. D]

Eating Special K makes you lose weight?

[Agrias]

I've heard that the pull out method really works! I think i should try it...

[Araciel]

Massaging certain creams into the skin of your penis will increase its size..

OF COURSE IT DOES

[blackmage_nuke]

For about 15 minutes...

[Aerith's Knight]

For about 15 60 minutes...

fixed.

[Old Manus]

Swine flu will bring humanity to its knees

[blackmage_nuke]

For about 15 60 minutes...

fixed.

Well if you add up the day's total