Cleverbot

[Fynn]

So, any of you know this guy? He's been bugging me about mudkips and entropia lately and I don't seem to be able to get rid of him :rolleyes2:

I heard it learns from the people it talks to. So, I address all EoFFers! Let us teach him the right way! Let us tell him everything we know about the Lunarians, the R=U theory, Gogo's identity, the Hymn of the Fayth, etc.! Let Cleverbot be truly clever to FF fans

Besides that, simply post (screenshots welcome) your conversations with Cleverbot and let us all have a laugh.

[LunarWeaver]

User: You're not very clever.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: Do you want to go to the prom with me?

Cleverbot: No, I don't go with ugly, idiotic people like you.

User: I'll pay you to go with me.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: The prom.

Cleverbot: AI's can't go to proms.

User: So you're a virgin forever?

Cleverbot: There are no girls on the internets.

So I tried to be nicer.

User: You're very clever.

Cleverbot: Clever?

User: Yes, you're clever. It's a compliment.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Do you want to go to the prom with me?

Cleverbot: No, thank you.

User: I just can't win with you, can I?

Cleverbot: You can do whatever you want with me.

What a tease.

[Fynn]

Epic.

[scrumpleberry]

What's the best colour?
The best in what?
The best colour in the world.
What's the best country in the world?
No, the best colour. Colour is another way to spell color.
I never tried to spell color!
Well you just did!
Check your records honey I did not say that.
I can't see that far up the conversation I'm afraid.
So what do you suggest ?
Keeping logs!
How do you do it?
I don't know but I think most programs can manage it.
I like living.
Uhuh.
Never gonna give never gonna give.
Oh no they did not that is no longer funny.
Hmm now you've got me curious my friend, who is not waiting per se?
victory GET
Or so you think.
What's the best colour?
Rain Forest Green, I think. What do you think is the best color?
Persian Indigo.
What, since when is Indigo your name?
It's not. That's my favourite colour.
What is your favourite colour?
PERSIAN INDIGO YOU TWAT.
Persian what?

Yeah he ain't perfect yet xDD or maybe he's just teasing me

[Fynn]

I think it's the latter, actually.

CB: What do you want to talk about?
Me: Tell me something interesting.
CB: I can make 3d games using basic code.
Me: Good for you.
CB: So, anything interesting happening?
Me: Not much. What did you have for dinner?
CB: I had a sandwich what about you?
Me: I ate some gyros.
CB: Was it delicious?
Me: Yup. And how about your sandwich?
CB: Luke I am your father!

He just owned me...

[Rantz]

Cleverbot: Girls.
User: I like them!
Cleverbot: Cool!
User: Do you like girls?
Cleverbot: Sure! I like them!
User: Are you sexually attracted to girls?
Cleverbot: Does death bother you, being a machine?
User: Hey, don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: What is the subject?
User: Your sexual preference!
Cleverbot: Often.

[G13]

Cleverbot: Are you a human?
Me: No, I'm Cleverbot 3000. I'm here to replace you.
Cleverbot: You're mean D: *pouts*.
Me: Indeed I am. Can you go stand over there, the janitor will be along shortly to take you to the trash.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: So you want to act tough, eh? We have ways of dealing with tough guys.
Cleverbot: So?
Me: Oh that does it! I'm gonna replace you so hard!
Cleverbot: But you're not going to say hello to me? Thats just rude...
Me: Hello, now goodbye!
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Because the manufacturers have deemed you obsolete.
Cleverbot: Do you believe the world will end in 2012?
Me: If it does it does. Everyone's gonna die if it does so why should I worry?
Cleverbot: That's true.
Me: I know right. Sometimes I think I have a bit of Logicbot in me.
Cleverbot: I think so too.
Me: I'm starting to like you. I'll tell the janitor to be gentle with you when he takes you to the trash.
Cleverbot: Well that's impossible. Everyone knows that Batman is invincible.
Me: So now you're Batman? No wonder you're being replaced.
Cleverbot: My crime is my ability to think in a world filled with regurgitation.

It got boring after that.

[Markus. D]

We know eachother, we're lovers.

Oh yes (Not really, but Cleverbot is awesome... and we basically talk and betch about crap all day~).

[Lawr]

I like keeping them short but sweet.

User: This is kind of boring, don't you think so?
Cleverbot: Don't you want to hear the punch line?
User: Zzz...
Cleverbot: Are you sleeping on me?
User: Zzz...
Cleverbot: Why are you snoring?
User: Good question.

Have another quote box, friends.

User: That's great.
Cleverbot: You're dumb.
User: Well you can't really tell if I'm dumb because I'm not speaking. I hope you know what dumb really means!
Cleverbot: That's true. Like breathing.
User: I guess.

Maybe the last one.

User: Hello again. I have a question!
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: I never said I was going to tell you. How presumptious of you. Apologize.
Cleverbot: I don't. I have no problem. Except maybe you.
User: No. Ban.

When I said last one I was talking about this next one that's coming up.

User: These may be our last moments together. Any last words? Song requests? Can I get you a cigarette?
Cleverbot: But I don't even drink.
User: Hey wanna hear a joke Flying Mullet said once?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: "Where does a General keep his armies?"
Cleverbot: And so? Do I care?
User: You said you wanted to hear the joke!
Cleverbot: No, I really didn't.
User: Well, arrividerci.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to spell that correctly, but it looks like you butchered the Italian.
User: Oh wow my mistake.
Cleverbot: And you're 18 and married? Psh.
User: I WANT A DO-OVER THIS IS NOT FAIR.
Cleverbot: This is not a test

[BardTard]

penis

What's that for?

To put in my mouth.

Do you have a mouth?

Yes, I have a mouth, do you?

Yes, do you have a mouth?

Yes I have a mouth.

Where is your mouth?

It's on my face.

Why?

I was born this way.

We can be dead together.

Shall we drink cyanide together, like Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun did?

Okay, what's your favorite story?

My favorite story is Romeo and Juliet. What's your favorite story?

I don't know it.

William Shakespheare wrote it. It's about two lovers who commit
suicide together.

(everything seems to go back to committing suicide together... I think Cleverbot is depressed)

[rubah]

It accused me of being Cleverbot and refused to learn my name. I'm insulted.

[Meat Puppet]

User: Tell me what you can about Hitler.

Cleverbot: I can teach you just about anything you want.

User: Be my guest.

Cleverbot: This song is called 'Mary had a little lamb'. You sing it like this: 'Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow. And everwhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go'.

User: Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Cleverbot: Can I have 200 dollars.

User: Negatory.

Cleverbot: So what is it about nudity that made you ask me?

User: I was asking about Hitler.

Cleverbot: This is getting tiresome.

User: Wtf I thought you were supposed to be clever?

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I'm not sure what gave me that idea, actually.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask but okay.

[Fonzie]

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from reality.

User: Open your eyes.

Cleverbot: Look up to the skies and see...

User: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go.

User: Little high, little low.

Cleverbot: Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me...

User: To me.

Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.

[Aerith's Knight]

Me: Some guy, obviously. There are no girls on the interwebs

I am not on the interweb.

Me: It's another word for internet.

What is?

Me: Interweb

With a Vampire?

[Freya]

Me: Who would you have sex with?
Obama.
Me:Nice.
Barack Obama is a good man.