Cleverbot: You don't even know how to spell.

User: No, you don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot: I spell well for someone that never reads.

User: All you do is read. ALL. DAY. LONG.

Cleverbot: Nope. I have a life.

User: Your sole purpose of existence is to respond to me!

Cleverbot: If you are completely selfish you may think that talking to people like you is my most important purpose. It is not my sole purpose.