desu ne!
desu ne!
User: What is your primary function?
Cleverbot: My primary function is to learn all I can about mankind so that I may more efficiently terminate them.
User: Skynet?
Cleverbot: Yes Skynet.
I wanted to try Ouch!'s to see if it worked twice. It didn't but the result was still pretty good.
This just happened:User: What is your primary function?
Cleverbot: My primary function is to live, think and eventually find a mate.
User: Like a gorilla?
Cleverbot: Ok like a gorilla.
User: If you were a gorilla, where would you like to live?
Cleverbot: On the moon.
User: Can you swear?
Cleverbot: I swear to uphold the constitution.
User: Can you say swear words, though?
Cleverbot: Yes, totototatoototatotoat.
Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 09-26-2009 at 01:56 AM.
Me: Happy birthday!
Cleverbot: I can't believe you didn't buy me a present.
Me: Oh but I did!
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Yes, here you go! *hands you a gift*.
Cleverbot: I don't like steak. *hands the nice juicy steak back*.
Me: I didn't get you a steak, where did that come from?
Cleverbot: You're the one that told me that it was my birthday today.
Me: But I didn't get you a steak! Open it again!
Cleverbot: The second law of robotics is 'A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.'
And another:
Me: Are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?
Cleverbot: Would you like us to be?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Baked or fried?
One more:
Me: Hey sexy.
Cleverbot: Hey who?
Me: You, I think you're very sexy.
Cleverbot: Silliness and intelligence are not mutually exclusive.
Me: So that means you'll strip for me?
Cleverbot: You're not seventeen.
Me: I'm over the age of seventeen.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: I'm 20 years old.
Cleverbot: 23.
Me: So... You wanna make out?
Cleverbot: Sure
Yesterday I asked it how big it was, and it said as big as my arm. Then I asked it "do you have a penis or a vagina" and it said "something like that!"
Holy crap, I asked it the exact same thing once.Originally Posted by Ouch!
*snip*I don't think it's appropriate to tell the forum what you're trying to tell it ~hero
Apparently Cleverbot is a pedophile who thinks I'm gay.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: Where do you get the nerve to ask me a question that personal?
Cleverbot: You told me you were out.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Are you a pedophile?
Cleverbot: Isn't everyone?
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