Zombie Apocalypse

[Jiro]

A survivor, because we have cooler weapons. Unlike zombies, humans have no naturally occurring enemy; as for zombies, their natural predator is the shotgun. And fire. And holy ointments.

no naturally occurring enemy; as for zombies, their natural predator is the shotgun. And fire. And holy ointments.

And fire.

Is this really the best idea?

[Freya]

[Breine]

xD


Anyway, I'd totally be a survivor and come up with a cure for the zombie-ness Will Smith style.

[Jiro]

I would pretend to be a zombie so I could get the best of both worlds.

[Breine]

Zombies can smell the human in you, though!

[theundeadhero]

Zombies and robots can co-exists because zombies don't try to eat robots.

[Freya]

So to survive the zombie outbreak... you need to become a borg? D:

[Bunny]

Borgs aren't exactly robots, if I recall. They're underachievers.

[Tavrobel]

Is this really the best idea?

Not even zombies can escape the fate of their biological manifestations.

[Mogi]

Zombie
I'm just being realistic.
I don't have what it takes to be one of you few.
;_;

[Markus. D]

xD


Anyway, I'd totally be a survivor and come up with a cure for the zombie-ness Will Smith style.

You'd kill yourself off at the end all epic like just to figure out post-death that you didn't actually HAVE to throw yourself with the grenade?

>:]?

[Peegee]

I didn't extensively study zombie physiology and tactics of survival for years to end up being a frigging zombie.

I don't care if twenty thousand zombies are after me. I am NOT being a zombie.

[Jiro]

I considered, for a moment, fleeing to your side PG. But then I realised that your training would make you sacrifice me for being deadweight. Dammit, I gotta train and get stronger.

[LunarWeaver]

I guess I'll be a survivor. But I've played so much Resident Evil I'll believe you cannot move and shoot at the same time and die.

[Jiro]

Survivor: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING?!"
Nocti: "HAVE YOU NEVER PLAYED RE5? YOU CANNOT RUN AND SHOOT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
Survivor: "You gotta be *blam* kiddi- WAIT WHY CAN'T I MOVE?"
Nocti: ""