Zombie Apocalypse

[Laddy]

I'm far too much of a twink to be an effective zombie.

[Formalhaut]

If I ever find myself in a Zombie situation, Ill just read Piggybacks offical Zombie Survival Guide.

[drotato]

I'd be a survivor, and I would definitely survive.
Because one, of course I've read the Zombie Survival Guide, and that stuff's acurate as hell. (:

And second, I've seen almost every zombie movie ever made, dating to as old as nineteen-sixty. o.o
Sorry, I'm a bit of a fanatic, and I'm waiting for the zombie apocalypse to happen anyday now. ;~;

[Værn]

The problem with zombie apocalypses is that whenever they occur you usually don't get to choose whether or not you're immune to the virus, parasites, or uncontrolled necromantic powers turning people into zombies. Odds are most of us will end up with the masses being transformed into mindless, ravenous corpses whether we like it or not.
With that in mind, we should all acquire a taste for human flesh ahead of time and practice functioning without the use of our brains now, that way we'll have a better chance in the future against those who do survive the inevitable outbreak of zombieism.

[Timekeeper]

Well really, all we have to do is acquire the taste for human flesh

[Meat Puppet]

Yeah, this is more like... a survivor apocalypse or something. These zombies would be more of an inconvenience than any sort of cataclysm. Hell, the survivors could probably wipe out all the zombies with only 2 or 3 bullets.

[Freya]

Well most of them are just lying to themselves. They want to survive but really, they'll be the ones I kick down when i'm fleeing from the zombies.

Just because you want to be a survivor doesn't mean you will be.

[Psychotic]

I'd find a zombie, put a bucket over her head and make her my sex slave. Did you guys see that one movie where the baby came out of her womb and it was a zombie? That was pretty weird.