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Today is the most hallowed birthday of Eazy-E Cummings, also known as E. Estlin C., also known as <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/eestlinc.html">Tsunami Brendan</a>. It's simple for me to remember it, because this is also the anniversary of the day I registered at Eyes on Forgetting Females, now a personally and professionally embarrassing nine years hence. Please take this opportunity to say exactly how you feel about Estlin, myself, our poetry, the enterprise of law, Alaska, the phenomenon of "grandfathering," Final Fantasy V (for "Vixen"), repossession men, and the compositions of Anton Bruckner.

And never forget:


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