Eating monkeys gives you cancer

[Jiro]

That's a bogus claim Rodarian. The study actually showed that Australian men on the whole are better lovers than everyone else

Hit the profile pages ladies, there's a few of us Aussie lads here

EDIT: Yes, just look at this fine specimen below my post. He's even talented outside the bedroom, making it to Round 2 in the CK Competition! How manly *rawr*