Over the Hill

[Rye]

I'm My Own MILF has just turned 24.

Wish our favorite male MILF birthday wishes or incur...



FULL LEPRECHAUN RAGE!

[Marshall Banana]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuxnLns6h7Q" target="_blank">Let's go!</a>

[Jiro]

It was a cold and miserable day when I first encountered Huxley. I was staying overnight in a small town, taking a break from my trip around the world. I was walking down the footpath, amazed at the density of fog, which was quite out of character for this area.

I happened across a small men's formal wear store, and being a lover of fine clothes, I stopped to examine an exquisite display in the store window. After a short while I continued my exploration of the town, but after no more than a half-dozen steps was I bumped into.

Immediately, I turned to try and see the culprit. "No doubt it was some punk kid," I said to myself, growling. "Come here and apologise!"
A small figure came towards me, his form hidden by the fog. To my surprise, it was a small man and not a child, donning a bowler hat. "Pardon me kind sir, I didn't see you walking there," he said, in an intriguing accent. He tipped his hat and continued on his way.

I followed him for a way, his demeanour and presence was magnetic. He suddenly rounded a corner I hadn't noticed. I quickly followed him, but when I turned the corner, he was gone. The fog had lifted slightly, so I easily noticed the envelope attached to the wall beside me.

Inside it read: "Jiro, one day, in an alternate, technologically advanced world, we will meet again. Until then, remember my name - Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. Until then, farewell."

I was quite moved my the letter, and made it my life goal to find Huxley again. But alas, I died and was reincarnated in my current form, too young and poor to afford to travel to his place of residence across the sea. One day my friend, one day.

[Bunny]

ew robbing the cradle gross milf yuck

[Rantz]

Huxley birthday to you!

[Rodarian]

Happy b!!! ^__^

[Heath]

Happy birthday, Huxley. May you have an excellent day and may death come swiftly to your enemies!

[Slothy]

Maybe MILF and I can room together at the old age home?

Happy old age!

[Blue Harvest]

MILF's an old man now. Soon he'll pass away and leave this plane of existence only to be reincarnated as God's hereto unknown second born son. Jesus will be jealous of his brother's fame and will challenge him to a fist fight. Afterwards they'll drink the pain away and awe local crowds with their ability to cure their own black eyes.

Happy birthday

[Freya]

Happy birthday!

[Madame Adequate]

Rye: Thank you soooooo much! I'm sure I'll have a great day. ^.^;;

Monda: Go where, dear Monda? Are we going out for ice cream? Oh wait, t'was a link! Pika Pi~

Jiro: Hahaha fgj

Bunny: Just call me the Cougar

Rantzien: Rantz you very much!

Rodarian: Thanks dude, I will be sure to attempt to sex some women up today!

Heath: Thanks a lot! But... swiftly? You may be overestimating how merciful I am

Vivi22: Oooh young people today. No respect I tell you. When we were young you had to invent computers, write a programming language, and write the game you wanted to play all by yourself. None of these Bliffy B's or what have you to do it for you! And t'Internet was two cans and a piece of string if you were lucky. Otherwise you'd 'ave to run across the farm to your friend's house and deliver a punch card in person, and the punch card was made of old newspapers that had been acquired from t'chippy. /Yorkshire

Blue Harvest: thinks he's so great just because he's the first-born

Freya: Thank you!

Psychotic and DK: Thanks for the warm wishe... oh no wait. You guys haven't said anything. I see how it is. One little flirtation with an elite and you pay for it for the rest of your life.

[Slothy]

Vivi22: Oooh young people today. No respect I tell you. When we were young you had to invent computers, write a programming language, and write the game you wanted to play all by yourself. None of these Bliffy B's or what have you to do it for you! And t'Internet was two cans and a piece of string if you were lucky. Otherwise you'd 'ave to run across the farm to your friend's house and deliver a punch card in person, and the punch card was made of old newspapers that had been acquired from t'chippy. /Yorkshire

Invent computers? Hell, we had to invent physics just to keep from flying off the face of the earth. And we did it while hauling the animals we killed 15 miles through the snow back to our homes; all so we could make our own damn winter boots and eat for a week.

Kids just don't appreciate how good they've got it. They should be thankful wearing an onion on your belt isn't in style anymore.

[Meat Puppet]

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: he really does look like a leprechaun.

I used that bbcode :bou::bou::bou::bou: to italicize back there. Should I have used HTML? It doesn’t really matter, does it? I mean, who the smurf cares, at the end of the day? Well, I suppose if people quote you or somehow end up editing your post... kind of like underwear and all that. You know, I never understood why like, you go to the men’s section for underwear and sometimes you can still find undergarments for men with ridiculous designs on them. Like why the smurf would anyone want that :bou::bou::bou::bou:? I don’t really get it. Oh wow I have jokes on my underwear! Jesus Christ the last thing I want when women see me in my underwear is for them to laugh... but, I digress, I guess this thread was about movie’s I’ve seen recently? I can’t remember.

I have that weird feeling I get whenever I pluralize with an apostrophe. I am also incredibly drunk.

[Jiro]

Everyone have a drink on Hux! DO IT. I DID

[Breine]

A very happy birthday to you Mr. MILF! Hope you have a great one with everything that comes with it