I love that old lady in FFX. I die laughing every time.
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I think Little Big Adventure 2 had some freaking amazing NPCs. Like you could go into the school and beat up all the children but if you did when you went outside all their big brothers beat the crap out of you XD.
I could've sworn I posted in this.
Anyway, "I FEEL ASLEEP".
SHELINDA!!!
Or the moogles in FFXII.
Fable II loading screen drunk: "Ya give a man a fish and he'll stink up the whole town. Ya give a man a fishin' pole... Ya see where I'm goin' with this? Ya give a man a fishin' pole and he'll poke yer eye out!"
63% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Any NPCs that I can murder is a good NPC.