The Seven Things Tifa Hates (and Likes) About Cloud

[SuperMillionaire]

Here's a fun thing for us to do.

YouTube - 7 Things I Hate About You Cloud

Inspired by both Cloud's dreary mood in Advent Children and the song "7 things" by Miley Cyrus (which she wrote about her ex-boyfriend, Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers), please give me a list of seven things Tifa hates (and likes) about Cloud.

The sample lyrics below explain the seven things Miley hates about Nick:

The seven things I hate about you:
You're vain
Your games
You're insecure
You love me, you like her
You made me laugh, you made me cry, I don't know which side to buy
Your friends, they're jerks, when you act like them, just know it hurts
I wanna be with the one I know
And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do:
You make me love you

And this sample explains the seven things that she likes about him:

The seven things I like about you:
Your hair
Your eyes
Your old Levi's
When we kiss, I'm hypnotized
You made me laugh, you made me cry, but I guess that's both I'll have to buy
Your hand in mine when we're intertwined, everything's alright
I wanna be with the one I know
And the seventh thing I like the most that you do:
You make me love you

Keep in mind, these lists refer to what Miley hates and likes about Nick. Let's change the perspective to the seven things Tifa hates about Cloud. Try to think up a list that relates to Cloud's positive and negative traits that Tifa picks out.

Happy listing!

[FaithWontFall]

7 things Tifa loves about Cloud:
1)Hes brave
2)Hes always there for her when shes in a pickle (or a bind i think she calls it) or at least he promises to always be there for her
3)He's good with the kids
4)He saved the world
5)He's actually got a pretty good sense of humour when he uses it
6)He has nice eyes (and hair too)
7)He's her friend, since childhood, a positive link to her past (her past might not seem all that great, so maybe Cloud makes it great)

7 things Tifa hates about Cloud:
1)He's kind of selfish in his 'i cant protect anyone' viewpoint.
2)He's a negative thinker
3)He's too worked up over Aerith's death when he couldnt actually have saved her anyway. (how do you stop a guy jumping from the sky?)
4)He seems to always show up late (and that really bugs her )
5)He has too many swords
6)He's too quiet
7) He's a fussy eater! (he never eats his greens! What's he like!)

[SuperMillionaire]

Thanks! Wow, I've been waiting quite a while for a pair of lists. Anyone else wanna join in?

[FaithWontFall]

Come on people, it really makes you feel better when you can list the good and bad points of the alltime best hero (in my opinion anyway)
Not that its why we all love and hate him (heh heh *guilty look*)

[black orb]

>>> 7 things Tifa hates about Cloud:
1- His mako eyes
2- His Sephiroth obsession
3- Being an Emo
4- His Aeris obsession
5- His soldier uniform
6- His cocky attitude
7- Being an Emo again...

>>> 7 things Tifa loves about Cloud:
1- His Big sword..
2- His Big sword..
3- His Big sword..
4- His Big sword..
5- His Big sword..
6- His Big sword..
7- His Big sword..

[SuperMillionaire]

Uh, black orb, on the first list, you listed one thing twice, and on the second list, you only listed a single thing for all seven...

[black orb]

>>> Yeah, this is a free world..

[FaithWontFall]

Haha she must REALLY love that big sword!
I cant believe i missed out the Sephiroth obsession!

[SuperMillionaire]

That's one massive sword, all right! And the song lyrics "you love me, (but) you like her," also ties in with Aerith.

[FaithWontFall]

That's one massive sword, all right! And the song lyrics "you love me, (but) you like her," also ties in with Aerith.

But does he? Is that just his Zack memories popping up for an unwlecome visit?
i agree that is a huge sword/ they all are, seeing as he has so many throughout the game.

[SuperMillionaire]

Well, he was still Aerith's friend, and failed to save both her and Zack's lives, and became obsessed with his failures...

[FaithWontFall]

Yes but both times it was impossible to save them. I understand why he became so upset about it, but really there was nothing he could have done. If Zack couldnt kill all those stupid military men when he didnt have mako poisoning, then Cloud couldnt have with or without the mako poisoning.
And Sephiroth was coming down from the sky, Cloud was too late for Aerith. It's sade but in the long run he saves more lives than he doesnt.

[SuperMillionaire]

Yes, he saves an entire planet, and while he can be dreary, he does sometimes have a sense of humor (although it's rather dry and ironic), and has a number of hobbies, and also has a soft spot for children.

All heroes seem to dwell on the fact that they can't save every single life, but they saved many more lives than did not.

[FaithWontFall]

:rolleyes2 Silly heroes, what are they like!
I like his humour, i think my fave line from him is when Barretts dressed in a sailor suit and Cloud says 'you look like a bear in pyjamas'
One day in the future Tifa will drill it into him how he couldnt save everyone because then he'd be a Summon.

[SuperMillionaire]

Yes, she'll drill it into him.

"Dilly dally, shilly shally."